Tila Tequila, Youtube Guru: New Healing Video and 35 Classic Pics!

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Tila Tequila is our spirit animal–in the sense that we’re ready to get all New Agey with Tila Tequila’s new YouTube offering. Technically, “The Ultimate Healing Meditation to Heal, Love & Be Happy!” is from Tila Nguyen, but we all (still) know and love her as Tila Tequila. And if there’s a path to enlightenment, we’re ready to follow Tila’s bod right up to the big illumination. Speaking of which, check out this video and notice that Tila’s head is the gateway to–well, something…

In case you’ve forgotten, Tila Tequila was a pioneer in internet fame (via Myspace) before the fitness model and reality-show regular formed Tila’s Army to take up arms against the Illuminati. Kanye West would be happy to explain that the Illuminati is the Satanic cabal that controls the world through shadow puppetry. Tila took to the net to warn people about the dangers and got a brain aneurysm for her troubles.  Now she’s taking on the spiritual plane in a hypnotic attempt to awaken listeners with a short relaxing meditation on peace and love.

Anyway, in case you skipped the video, it turns out that the former star of MTV’s Shot at Love can shoot her love at us with the language of love that can be opened with a code she calls “998TH0MB0T44277309.” We don’t know what that all means, but that combo sure sounds sexy when it’s intoned by Tila. We’re thinking that some of her other theories are getting a little nutty, though. You still might want to put off joining whatever kind of church or cult she’s plannning .

Also, Tila wants to remind you that you’d benefit from joining her own social network. Tila also says, “I know I have a special ability with my voice.” She’s referring to her power to calm. Or excite. We can’t tell and we don’t care. We do know, however, that we’re going to be like most guys and skip another turn with that video in favor of hot pics from Tila’s more Earthly pursuits...

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