Americans will consume millions of turkeys on Thanksgiving. It’s only a matter of time until the birds rise up and fight back. And we have video evidence to suggest the rebellion has already started. Not even the president’s symbolic pardoning of a single turkey has calmed these beasts. All they care about is revenge. Watch the harrowing (yet hilarious) proof…
The audio track sounds like someone running from an armed robber: “Go away!” “Help!” “Thank God for that mail truck!” When she’s in her car, hiding from the monster turkey, it’s like a scene out of Jurassic Park.
The UPS guy is going to need a USPS truck to help him with this turkey. If you ever get upset that a package was delivered to you late, just watch this video and think of all the dangers being a delivery man entails.
Turkeys don’t limit their wrath to mail carriers. We can only imagine the horror that takes place off-camera, based on all the screaming and honking.
Not even the police will be able to help us if the turkeys decide to take over. Turkey defense should be a part of every law enforcement officer’s training.
Turkeys don’t listen to reason or talking smack. Camera tripods might be our only defense.