Jose Canseco Tweeted About Being Pulled Over With Goat In His Car For Some Reason

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So many questions I don’t even know where to start. 1) Has the years of sauce finally caught up with Jose? 2) What was he pulled over for? 3) Why is there a goat in his car? 4) Why isn’t it wearing a seatbelt? 5) Most quizzacly, WHY IS THE FARM ANIMAL WEARING A DIAPER?

And the Twitter that poses all these questions? Right here…

Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome pic.twitter.com/hN1WiE7qDG

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 21, 2013

We’ve discovered before Why The World Needs Jose Canseco, and this is just another example. The man has come a long way since winning championships for the Oakland A’s and, more importantly, saving single mother’s belongings in The Simpsons.

Probable answer key: 1) Yes. 2) Mooning while driving. 3) Extra protein. 4) Safety procautions don’t exist in vehicles of winning. And, 5) To not get sh*t and piss in the car, duh. Actually makes sense if you think about it.

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