Hipsters are going to hate this rant and by hate I of course mean love it to spite the fact that it would be the logical thing to do to outright hate it. I think. I don’t even know anymore. All I do know for about the species that is hipster is this long told riddle concerning their favorite music: If nobody knows the band exists, do they really make a sound? Impossible to solve.
No matter what your feelings are of Manhattan’s little brother, you can’t deny the accuracy of some of these statements. Personally I have no real issues with Brooklyn. Have a lot of good friends dwelling in the streets and even lived there for a decent period of time. But I’ll tell you what, within Brooklyn is without a doubt the land of unironic irony portrayed in this video. A Narnia of Vegan hipsters where normal people can’t find a Guinness or a FedEx to save their life. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Also, Brooklyn pizza IS the most delicious pizza on the planet. There could be a handlebar mustache made from the asshairs of a wild boar on every pie and I’d still tell them to shut up and take my money.