The candy monster? More like Jimmy Kimmel strikes again! And if it was the younger, fatter “Man Show” Jimmy K, there would be no doubt in my mind Kimmel would’ve eaten all of the sweets himself.
However, it’s not necessarily right to make defenseless kids cry. These parents obviously have way more psychological problems than their spoiled children. But there’s just something about these little sh*ts losing it that makes me smile. Maybe it’s just the fact that my parents always rationed my Halloween candy and I could only have one piece a day, but something deep down inside me wants to drink their tears. Is that a little messed up? Perhaps. But, hey, as long as these parents are already messing these kids up for life we might as well enjoy it.