Or never get into an airplane again. Yeah, I’m going to go with the latter.
NBC acquired this exclusive disaster footage as two planes collided in midair, one of which burst into flames. Very cool to see that everyone ended up walking away from certain death, but you want to know the craziest part about all of this? I can guarantee every single person, even after coming face to face with their own fiery demise at 12,000 feet, will skydive again within a week. Ninety-nine percent of people who jump out of a plane on a regular basis are certified NUTS and won’t let a little death scare get in the way of their adrenaline filled addiction that’s worse than crack on the rocks.
And good for them, too. The day my balls are big enough to hop out of an airplane is the day I have a testicle transplant with an African Elephant. Translation: That day will never happen. I hope.