To the first drunken gentleman, you weren’t alive in 1918? Well color me shocked. Would’ve thought by that perfect Beantown vernacular you had at least 100 years of life under your belt.
And to the second Sports Illustrated worthy sideline reporter of the century, you’ve been alive since probably 1988? Thank you for that certainty. Not a lot of people’s thoughts and opinions can immediately be disregarded for life within the first 10 words of listening to them. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.