There is no God. Or perhaps there is and his gift is Photoshop. Either or, there’s no chance you can trust your instincts on anything in life ever again. Is that food you’re about to eat really that good or is it just loaded with fake flavoring? Did that girl really like me or was she just pretending to be nice? Are we stuck in the Matrix? Everything is up for debate now. Nobody goes from being that average to that hot without the use of sorcery.