100-Year-Old Woman Raps And Bowls Better Than You [VIDEO]

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Wait a second, she bowled a 175??? I can’t even Wii bowl a 175 and here is Verna making The Dude abide and then some. Just church rapping and dominating life as if Calvin Coolidge is still in office makes her quite possibly the greatest Great-Grandmother ever. Plus if you listen closely, Verna’s Easter rap lyrics kicks anything Soulja Boy has done directly in the balls: “Go on with the show do it nice and neat, today is the day we must all compete, that is, knock ‘em cold…bring on the gold.” Get it Verna!

If that line didn’t call out Jesus and make him come again to judge the living and the dead and challenge Verna to a freestyle battle 2,000 years in the making, I don’t know what will.

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