You’ve probably been invited to one or two Halloween parties this year. That’s great. I’m really happy for you. But what if I told you that we had an invite for you to the Playboy Mansion? A place where the drinks flow like The Grotto waterfall and women dress in some of the sexiest costumes you’ve ever seen. Costumes you didn’t even know existed. Is that something that you might be interested in?
Of course it is. But unfortunately we don’t have the tickets to offer you. We’d be going ourselves. Sorry.
What we can do though, is take you behind-the-scenes and show you what it would be like if you snuck into the Mansion. That way we can enjoy the sights and commiserate together about how lame the parties are that we attend.