If only real life came with a set of writers so your every remark and comeback would be an infinitely quotable gem. But alas, we’re saddled with our own dumb brains and our own dumb retorts. Luckily, our lord and master — the television — has a canon of characters from whom we can all learn a thing or two about sass. So for Sarcasm Awareness Month (yes, it’s a thing), we rounded up the 10 most sarcastic TV characters of all-time. From Liz Lemon’s epic eye rolls to House, MD’s epic bitterness, could they be any more sarcastic? Check out our top 10 in the gallery below.