And This Is Why You Don’t Take Strange Food That Isn’t Yours

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Poison urine infested watermelon from super rats. Sounds delicious. Everybody dies, but death by a deadly rat pee and watermelon concoction is a pretty sad way to leave this world. So the next time you run into a gigantic, deformed watermelon, might be best to just let it be.

The only rat piss-soaked watermelon worth eating is if it was pissed on from Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Still too much of a fan to pass up an opportunity like that.

via Reddit

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