AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! As a driver and a contributing member to the human race, this can not be any worse. If it takes you more than 30 seconds to get out of this situation, you should not only surrender your license but also your rights to reproduce. Future generations will thank you for not being selfish because, let’s be honest, this woman somehow got by the whole “survival of the fittest” thing. Also, the person in the station wagon is by far the world’s most patient individual.
This couldn’t be any more stereotypical. Well, maybe if she was Asian. Or blind. But even then, Helen Keller would’ve been out of that parking lot unscathed in less than four minutes.