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WARNING: You might want to turn down your volume a bit. The government shutdown furloughed air marshals, too? Because someone needs to tie up and sedate this flying mental chick and either lock her in the cargo deck or maybe even toss her out the nearest air chute.

Didn’t exactly catch who your savior is, ma’am. Maybe repeat it another 1,000 times for those who are hard of hearing. Also, doesn’t matter if God indeed is your savior, he’s not going to save you from the United 93-like uprising that should have happened. Sitting next to a terrorist is almost better than sitting next to this lady.

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