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Well, in her defense she’s just being on top of updating the relationship status.

Bet this marriage is going to go real well. Daddy Warbucks had a perfect excuse to smack that phone right out of her tits and replace it with the divorce papers. You can see it in his eyes. Strike one was making him wear the pink colors. Strike two was she didn’t lose the proper amount of weight for wifehood. Strike three is texting McGee. She’s out.

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