Now It’s Serious: Gov’t Shutdown Threatening Beer Production

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You beltway bastards. Shut down the parks? Fine. Destroy NASA? Cool, until a couple scenes from Armageddon start happening right in our faces. But threaten our beer?!?!? Now you’ve gone too far.

According to AP, the shutdown has closed an obscure agency that quietly approves new breweries, recipes and labels which could create huge delays throughout the rapidly growing craft industry, whose customers expect a constant supply of inventive and seasonal beers.

So basically the assh*les in Congress and the Unites States federal government have two options: Either get this shutdown over with, or go straight to hell. Your choice.

It’s not Rocktober. It’s not Schlocktober. It’s not just October, either. We’re officially celebrating Beer Month at COED, where we’re writing about everyone’s favorite sudsy beverage! We mean, more than usual. So keep looking for the bubbly border to find out fascinating facts, along with very vital tips on how to be quaffing down the very best in beer.

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