Because we know you wanted to feel old today. Also, Eminem is 40. Stick that one in your old man pipe and smoke it. But all that money and Marshall Mathers couldn’t get his daughter out of the Detroit area? Oh well, at least the state has hardcore beer rights now.
Look at the Homecoming King. Guy absolutely out kicked his coverage in popularity and has to be sh*tting his pants. Vomit on his tux already, moms spaghetti. Enjoy the 15 seconds in the sun while it lasts, big man. We all know Em is sending someone over from 8 mile to pulverize his face back to the ’90′s. Nobody touches Hailie without Daddy’s consent.