HERE YE! HERE YE! POTENTIALLY SEXY LADY WHO LEFT THY THONG ENLISTED TO HELP SIR HUSBAND OUT IMMEDIATELY. READ HITHER HIS MANIFESTO:
Seriously feel bad for this guy. The man can’t seem to catch a break. Whale of a wife, getting yelled at in his domicile, whale of a wife (needs to be mentioned twice). The prospect of this potentially beautiful lady returning into his life is all he has to hold onto. So if you’re reading this, panty dweller, go and pick up your thong before this man’s life gets any worse. He’s ready to give it up by now as he’s already probably sniffed the black coloring off of them.