Miley Cyrus Shows Nipple, Smokes Blunts, And Gives Herself Reverse Wedgie With Terry Richardson [PHOTOS]

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Terry Richardson just released some crazy new photos of Miley Cyrus doing all sorts of stuff that she’d love for you to describe as “ratchet.” She’s smoking blunts, pretending Arizona Iced Tea cans are her penis, and giving herself a very uncomfortable-looking vagina wedgie™ (Emerald Pellot). And it’s all in the name of her new album Bangerz coming out next week.

But seriously I can’t stop looking at these photos.

Here’s a well-written essay on these photos. You didn’t ask for it, but if you have strong feelings about these photos, read it anyways.

I feel like I’m having deja vu with Kim Kardashian a la 2011: every single time I tell myself that I’m not going to publish anything else related to Miley Cyrus, the pop star goes and does something that I need to show you.

The problem is, I don’t know exactly what I’m showing you. More often than not, the photos published on Terry’s Diary are outtakes from shoots that he’s done with models for other projects. We showed you some photos a couple of months ago Uncle Terry had shot of Miley but I don’t believe that they’re from the same date. Nor do I believe that these are outtakes from the “Wrecking Ball” music video.

If there was a gun to my head and I had to tell you where these were coming from, I’d bet that these pictures are a preview of what’s to come from her when she poses in Maxim later this year. The men’s magazine has no history of working with Terry before but that’s not to say they shouldn’t.

But you really don’t care about any of that do you? As long as Miley is pretending XXL-sized Arizona Iced Tea cans are her penis, showing off her body, and telling everyone who listens that she’s doing drugs, you’re happy.

Click here for the uncensored Miley Cyrus images [NSFW link]

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