Every once in awhile an idea comes along and revolutionizes mankind forever. The wheel. The printing press. Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity. Well, KFC combined all of those momentous feats in human history and rolled them up into one with their brand new Go Cup.
Now you’ll be able to pack on the pounds and drive almost safely as your chicken fingers and fries will be able to fit conveniently in your cup holder. For just $2.49 you can choose between five different combinations of Go Cups. At that price you could order 500 Go Cups and it still wouldn’t even come close to almost paying for the inevitable triple-bypass surgery. Now that’s a deal!
Why has nobody honestly thought of this before? Pure marketing genius.