Jessica Zelinske: The Hot Housewife MILF That Playboy Got Fired [PHOTOS]

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Life is unfair–especially for the hot housewife from Minnesota named Jessica Zelinske. She had a simple dream to pose naked for the Playboy empire and their Hot Housewives magazine. It was probably a dream shared by many of her male neighbors, too. But what happened? Well, it’s no surprise that Jessica made it into the magazine. It’s not even a big shock that Jessica Zelinske became the cover girl for the September, 2011 issue. Just look at her…

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Sadly, though, Jessica was then fired from her job as an advertising sales executive at cable communications company Charter Communications. Which is insane, because Charter Communications just bungled their corporate communications. Never mind all of the goodwill that the company just squandered. (Just take a look at how much the public loves MILFs who supermodel.) Jessica was smart enough to check with her employers first. At least that’s what she’s claiming in the lawsuit that she just filed against Charter Communications.

Jessica is seeking $150,000 in damages, which seems fair. After all, she’s a working mom. The only thing that we can imagine in Charter’s defense is that the cover for Hot Housewives declares that the magazine is full of “naughty moms and sexy wives.” Nothing wrong with being sexy, of course, but maybe “naughty” might imply that there’s something shady going on with the way Charter Communications does business. Like maybe their basic-cable package doesn’t include the Cartoon Network. That would be pretty naughty. But we don’t think we’d make a big deal about that if Jessica Zelinske was sitting across the table while selling us a cable package. We wouldn’t even care if Charter didn’t offer AMC with their basic package, and we really like The Walking Dead.

Hopefully, Jessica will get enough publicity out of her lawsuit to stay in the Sexy Wife biz . We’re sure that she’s getting plenty of job offers right now. We also hope that her boss–the bad man known as Timothy McBeain–is being publicly shamed for saying that Jessica violated the company’s sense of public decency. We’d love for Jessica to come over here and violate COED’s common decency. There must be some common decency around here somewhere….

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