Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. Just hope you weren’t sweating as much as you were explaining how much your life has gone to sh*t in Broke (arguably the best 30 For 30, btw).
Kosar was pulled over for doing 74 mph in a 50-mph zone on Sunday morning. He refused a breathalyzer and was taken in on DUI charges. But during the DUI stop, things got rough for the former QB.
According to the police report:
- When asked to provide ID, Kosar gave the police two credit cards. When asked again for ID, Kosar pointed to the cards as if that was his ID.
- Kosar was asked to recite the alphabet from E to W and supposedly said “E, F, G, P, L, M, N, O, Q.”
- When asked if he would be unable to stand on one leg for any reason, Kosar said he had a lot of surgeries on his ankles and knees because his offensive line couldn’t block.
I don’t care how drunk or how much your brain resembles scrambled eggs from the concussions, you don’t throw your offensive line under the bus. Doesn’t matter if it’s 30 minutes or 30 years after your last game, those fat men will hunt you down and eat you alive.
Also, don’t even know if they ask these questions anymore, but do cops still make people recite the alphabet without singing it? IMPOSSIBLE. Or how about saying the alphabet backwards? Can’t even get over that X hump sober let alone drunk. Most loaded DUI question in the game.