10 Great Miley Cyrus Quotes—-To Get Ready for MILEY: THE MOVEMENT

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It’s not quite Breaking Bad, but everyone’s looking forward to watching the MTV documentary Miley: The Movement tonight. Wait, maybe it is like Breaking Bad. MTV would’ve scheduled the thing for a few hours earlier if the audience was still tween girls. The network must know that a lot of adult will tune while in looking for dopey moments worthy of a Lindsay Lohan interview. In a way, that’s kind of unfair. “Wrecking Ball” is a surprisingly strong song, and it might not even be the best part of Miley’s upcoming Bangerz. And it’s not like Miley has recently proclaimed herself to be approaching godly status. That’s the kind of thing reserved for Kanye West and John Denver.

Miley still hasn’t built herself a reputation for being the most articulate gal in the music biz. Yes, we know that it’s wrong to make fun of things that Miley might have said when she was a 15-year-old starlet–such as, “I like french fries.” We like french fries, too. Miley was only 16 when she looked over her line of jeans and announced that “this is going to be good for, like, Middle America.” As much as we hate to admit it, a lot of 17-year-old girls have probably thought about their boyfriend and declared, “I think we’re both deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel.”

But there’s the important matter of adult Miley–as captured in our 10 Favorite Miley Cyrus Quotes from the past year. Ponder the deep thoughts below and wonder exactly what kind of gems we’ll be getting from Miley’s Movement tonight. And then enjoy  Miley’s greatest .gifs–or maybe a photo gallery of Miley at her wildest, which you’ll surely appreciate after you’re done wincing at these 10 Favorite Miley Cyrus Quotes…

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