Drunk Ukrainian Couple Learned The Hard Way Not To Have Sex On The Train Tracks

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And by learning the hard way, I mean the woman died and the man lost his legs. This is sad, of course, but the details of the story are worth mentioning to future couples who are looking for a place to get down and dirty.

The NYDY states that the couple “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home.” They also “wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” a statement revealed. But they left it too late to escape an oncoming wagon, reports Russia’s RIA Novosti news outlet. Yahoo! 7 reports they were returning home from a party at a friend’s house and were drunk.

So let that be a warning to you young lovers who are either piss drunk or lack common sense (or both), avoid having sex in spots that can get you killed. That means while driving, in the middle of the street, in any sort of animal’s cage at the zoo and, obviously, on the railroad tracks.

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