Cat Lovers, Bow Before Your Queen
Attention all women who love cats more than people: This is your future. Think about your course in life and make sure it doesn’t come down to this. One minute you’re looking for a husband and the next you’ve given up and moved into a one-bedroom apartment with 20 felines who are about 5 days without being fed away from eating your dead body.
Glad to see this woman is looking a little better than the last time we saw her on The Simpsons.