Don’t Be Surprised When The Urinal Starts Yelling At You

For good reasons, at least.

Urinal cakes are to be installed in Colorado pissing quarters that will be urged, mid-stream, not to drink and drive. Even though they might be talking to the wrong head, the Colorado Department Of Transportation thinks this is an effective way to cut down on jackasses getting behind the while while inebriated.

Only issue is the sexism. What, only men drive drunk? Bring on the feminists.

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