Turn Fruit Juice Into Booze In 48 Hours With New Magical Powder

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Ever wanted to play Jesus? Because you can turn water (sort of) into wine (sort of) in just two days with the help of Spike Your Juice’s magical powers.

Alcoholic Alchemy’s make-our-own-alcopop kit, which is available on Firebox.com, allows you to brew alcohol in 48 hours using naturally sweetened fruit juice and an air-locked plastic bottle.

Pretty sure something called “yeast” has been around since the dawn of civilization and basically does the same exact thing to ferment your booze, but what common citizen who needs alcohol two days from now knows that?

One thing’s for sure, prison folk have found a much easier way to make their delicious Pruno. Hopefully less people go blind from the taste now.

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