Say Hello To The Florida Woman Panhandling For Bigger Boobs

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God Bless America. The land of the free and home of this hero just doing what she has to do to improve herself, and thus improving this country in the process. Doesn’t matter if she has a job, income and home. She’ll do whatever it takes to achieve her American dream. Hopefully after it’s all said and done she returns the favor via motorboats.

Absolutely flabbergasted the perverted redneck Santa at 1:00 didn’t donate his life savings on the spot. Seems like the kind of Floridian always on the lookout for bigger, better boobs.

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