Daft Punk’s much anticipated appearance on The Colbert Report was derailed last evening by contractual obligations to be at the VMA’s (they still exist?). So what did Stephen do to make up for their absence? Just an A-list 5 minute music montage featuring, among other things, Dr. House getting slapped, Walter White on rollerskates, The Dude doing the butt dance and a bearded Jon Stewart via Skype from the Middle East. Well played, Colbert.
And how is Henry Kissinger still alive let alone working and being able to use the phone? That man was old when Nixon was president. Solid chance he has no idea where he was and actually called security.