Dancing for Dummies: A 5-Step Guide

By Edit Posted in Culture, Editor Picks, Entertainment, Music

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Put away The Sprinkler. Banish The Shopping Cart. And forget whatever boring, white guy dances you may have picked up along the way. Contrary to popular belief, white boys can dance. And there are black dudes who can’t move to save their lives. Stereotypes hurt more than they help, kids. Sure, not everybody is a Chris Brown, meaning not everybody can dance his way out of a domestic abuse scandal. But boy can that Chris Brown dance! While this guide won’t have you doing backflips on the floor, we can at least teach you some passable dance moves to hypnotize the ladies. All you’ll ever need, friend, is your drink and your two-step.

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