Because who needs to pay for a honeymoon suite when there’s a park bench you can consummate your marriage on for free.
Saint Ramirez, 23, and his bride Miaya, 31, were arrested by police in the Oregon Trail Park by after a trio of teenagers who reported spotting the duo having sex near “a big pine tree” at around 8 o’clock in the evening. Here are more fun details, curtosy of The Smoking Gun:
When a Gering Police Department officer drove his cruiser up to the tree, he saw “Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed. Miaya was moving in an up and down motion on Saint,” according to a probable cause affidavit. “Saint had his pants pulled down to approximately his ankles,” added Officer Michael Modec.
While the patrolman loudly advised them to stop, Saint and Miaya continued to have sex. The pair eventually complied and got dressed, laughing as they put their pants back on. The pair was trysting near a playground and the park swimming pool, and “numerous children” were in the immediate area, Modec reported. Asked by the officer what they were doing, “Saint stated they were having sex and had just gotten married.”
The newlyweds were in the park with friends and family, including Miaya’s five-year-old daughter (apparently as part of an al fresco wedding reception). After pleading guilty to public indecency, a misdemeanor, Mr and Mrs Ramirez were each sentenced to 30 days in jail.
Well, maybe now they can look forward to conjugal visit sex, one of the few instances that out kick honeymoon sex.