Why was Sean C. Flaherty of Iowa City smashing random stranger tailights, you ask? Because he said, “Red is danger to the Republic”, of course. Our loyal citizen was just doing his civic duty to protect all the liberties we hold dear. Who are we to judge his actions.
Flaherty was arrested and faces charges of criminal mischief and public intoxication to go along with the $600 worth of damages he caused to the vehicles.
Oh, and why was Ed Helms’ brother naked while doing this, you ask? Because he’s batsh*t crazy, of course.