We got a tip today that action movie star, internet joke legend, and namesake for one of the strongest strains of marijuana Chuck Norris is selling his ranch home in Dallas. It’s the same house that was featured so prominently on Walker, Texas Ranger which has undoubtably the best one-liner to ever come from a USA drama. If you clicked on that link and laughed, we’re good friends.
But enough about AIDS, let’s get back to the house (via TruliaBlog).
The home was built in 1975 and has since been renovated and expanded to feature 4 oversized bedrooms, 7 full baths and 2 half baths, a large media room, a home gym with a Chuck Norris Total Gym (naturally), large patio off a sparkling pool, 3 car garage, and an 884 square foot detached studio.
But as any realtor will tell you, a picture’s worth a thousand words. You can’t really trust what’s written. (Except this blog and everything else I’ve written. You can totally trust those.)
So careful! Before you go spending over $1.2 on a north Dallas ranch house, make sure the property’s worth it.