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You have to close your eyes, but dammit if this pasty white boy doesn’t absolutely murder his impression of Morgan Freeman reading the classic children’s tale, Everyone Poops.

Naturally, the next children’s book in this collection should be Go The F*ck To Sleep. Seems only natural.

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