Israeli Man Bitten In Penis By Snake Hiding In The Toilet

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And just like that. Read one little headline of an article and you can bet your life I am not stepping within 1,000 miles of the Holy Land.

Here are the details straight out of a horror story, and The Daily Mail:

A man was rushed to a hospital after a snake bit his penis while he was relieving himself in a toilet, according to hospital officials in Israel. The man, 35, of northern Israel was bitten on Friday after the snake suddenly appeared from inside the toilet. The man suffered minor injuries from the bite; fortunately the snake was not venomous. Rescue workers responded to the scene and took the man to Rambam Medical Center in Haifa, where he received medical treatment, reports Your Jewish News. An examination revealed the snake was not poisonous. The man told emergency workers it happened after he went to the toilet to relieve himself and suddenly felt a strong burning sensation in his penis.

Guess the snake didn’t like having any competition around. Also, does this report surfacing from the news-source Your Jewish News mean that the d*ck was Kosher? Has to, right?

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