So another weekend is on your calendar, and you have nothing on your to-do list. Usually, you at least have something like sleeping until noon or crying into your pillow after realizing you have nothing to do. That might mean you’re clinically depressed. But because you literally pencil the symptoms into your day planner, you’re also well organized. So the two balance each other out by association. Thankfully, you’ll have something less self-destructive to put into your calendar thanks to professional golfing, a stack of evil video cassettes and Neil Degrasse Tyson.