Hannah Whiteley is better at kitesurfing than you, and she knows what that is, too
Whiteley’s 21, but this Brit bombshell’s already been kitesurfing – a wacky mix of like eight different f**king water sports – for eleven years. That might be longer than you’ve been good at masturbating. And when she started, she got way more injured than you could possibly have had while spanking it.
She kept going, got her ass kicked in her first for real competition when she was 15, and now she’s queen s**t, winning titles around the world so frequently that if she carried a new infectious disease, there’d be a global pandemic. We’re saying she’s won a bunch of titles.
Did we mention she’s, er, easy on the eyes?