5 Reasons Why This Weekend Won’t Suck [7/5 - 7/7]

Another weekend is on the horizon and you’ve got nothing scheduled in your calendar. It’s not that you don’t have plans. You just don’t have to pencil in events like “sleeping in a puddle of your own drool until noon” or “wishing you had better life goals while watching The Golden Girls” to make sure you complete them. Get ready to make plans because your weekend is once again spared from spending 72 hours in regret and self-loathing thanks to a wind up chattering teeth toy, a Viking warrior and a tasty pile of fried heaven.

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