I’m flying out of the country today. And to be honest, the passive-agressive stares I’ll get as I loudly celebrate July 4th in Paris are much less concerning to me than the actual flight there.
I could go on and on about why airports and airplanes suck (besides the whole “we get you there infinitely faster than car or boat thing”) but Jerry Seinfeld is better at that than me. Instead I thought I’d leave you with a little bit of what I’ll be dealing with today.
And no, I’m not including any horrific photos of turbulence because that is the stuff of my nightmares (seriously this is the image that our graphic designer originally made for this post’s lead image and now I don’t want to fly anymore).
On the other hand, it’s not like public transportation is any better. Behold, the sh*ttiest airport and plane moments captured by camera.