7 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [7/1 - 7/4]
You don’t need to be reminded Mondays suck. What you need is a consequence-free way to kill someone in the office who reminds you it’s Monday. Rather than ruin what little reputation you have among your co-workers by illegally killing the guy who entertains with his Borat impression, why not give yourself an incentive to get through the week? Now you have plenty of reasons not to add a murder charge to your criminal record, thanks to an evil villain’s army of yellow minions, a group of weekend ninjas and America (f*ck yeah!).