DOWN GOES DISNEY! DOWN GOES DISNEY!
You have to figure it’s difficult enough not falling over on a regular basis when realizing you’re making minimum wage and may never get a chance to escape to make something of his life, now imagine trying to stay up and happy while in an awkward wooden toy soldier suit and playing the trumpet in unison during a traditional Disney Death March. Damn near impossible.
By Disney’s rule, the toy soldier was taken into the underground tunnels and executed via overdose of pixie dust for ruining the magic.