7 Reasons Why This This Weekend Won’t Suck [6/28 - 6/30]

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Another uneventful weekend is hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles just waiting to break free of its invisible string and plunge its steel goodness into your soft, fleshy head. You know you shouldn’t waste what little free time you have on this planet, but you really have no reason to get out of the house or even put on pants. Once again, we have you covered thanks to a female cop partnership, a terrorist cell bent on destroying our nation’s government and a f*ck ton of beef jerky.

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