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Statistics Show Boston Bruins Fans Instantly Turned To Porn After Losing The Stanley Cup Finals

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While those in Chicago celebrated Monday night after their Blackhawks took home Lord Stanley’s Cup, people in Boston had to find a way to release their frustration after the devastating Game 6 lost in which they gave up a historic two goals in 17 seconds with less than two minutes to play.

The go to distraction to dull their pain? Porn.

The statistics don’t lie as PornHub.com saw a dramatic increase in visits to the site in and around the Boston area shortly after the game ended.

I guess there’s no other way of getting over losing the cup than to see 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Wait, I’m pretty sure that would make them feel worse about their lives. Probably best to stick with happy porn that doesn’t involve eating diarrhea.

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