Or the word vagina, at least.
Above is an advertisement for the play The Vagina Monologues in the Ashland Daily Press, a local newspaper in Washburn, Washington. Note the unnecessary censorship of the term vagina and the altered description of the play:
“These monologues, derived from interviews with many women, reference subjects pertaining to women’s bodies, different experiences both good and traumatic, self image and empowerment.”
If they don’t like the clinical term for female genitalia I’m sure we can think of some good substitute names they can use. Clam muffin is my personal favorite.