We know it’s Monday, and Mondays always suck even if your job involves field testing scotch shot glasses designed to fit snugly in double-D cleavage. Frankly, Mondays are meaningless. The first day back at work will always suck regardless of whether or not it is actually Monday. Titles are as empty and uninspiring as that “Hang in there” poster with the kitten hanging from a tree branch some smartass put up in the break room. Thankfully, you have plenty of reasons to feel inspired and creatively stimulated with the help of some Roman gladiators, a small Maine town sealed off from society and Kenny F#*$ing Rogers.