A really effective way for a band to break out is with a really good video
All My Friends, a synth pop duo inspired by LCD Soundsystem, deserves their moment in the sun because of this video. It’s no Gangnam Style, but we’d still like to see parodies of it. Oh wait, we might have already seen some on porn sites. But like Gangnam Style, All My Friends’ song Stop Lights And Long Streets isn’t as good as the video for it. It’s kind of annoying, actually. In fact, have you guys noticed that every time another dude grows a beard, the entire bearded populace becomes a bit sissier?
There needs to be a set of rules or an application process for beards, otherwise facial hair will forever be associated with flower garden upkeep.