Just make sure you’re eating the right one.
The Seattle restaurant Gordito’s sells burritos so big that patrons have a tradition of photographing their newborns for a side-by-side comparison, reportedly for a free burrito. The restaurant’s logo is a baby riding a burrito. Not kidding.
Now only if Chipoltle could start dishing out 8 pound, 8 oz chicken filled babies. I mean burritos. Of course I did.