By The Professor JW Faulkner – @EngProfJW
When thinking about my role within your life, I realize the importance and clout my job, Professor of Beer, carries. It really is a huge responsibility. Not only am I trying to help guide you away from the same panther piss beer you have been drinking since you were seven, I am also trying to give you a more refined taste for beer. Which, hopefully, if you are lucky, and not a complete douche, will result in you getting laid. And isn’t that the real reason you drink, to make you and the person you are about to play STD roulette with a little more tolerable?
So for this week’s Top 10, I thought it would be a good idea to combine life’s greatest gifts: my recommendations and sex! Tell the chick next to you what you’re drinking, and she won’t know whether to report you for sexual harassment or give you the ol’ Bob Barker right there in the bar. Without further ado, “Top 10 Sexual Innuendo Beers That Will Help You Get Laid.”