No, son, that’s not chocolate the doggie dropped.
Citizens in England are in an uproar over this new controversial ad that suggests if you don’t pick you after your canine does its duty then kids will feast on the feces. Which either means one of two things: All British people are assh*les for not picking up after their dogs or all British children are idiots for eating dog poop. If both are the case then God save the Queen.
Personally I could care less whether someone else’s kid is eating pieces of sh*t for breakfast, but one step in dog crap in some brand new shoes then homicide is absolutely justifiable.