Say Hello To The Colombian Poet Who Wants To Sell His Testicles To Fund A Trip To Europe

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What kind of poetic justice is this?

Colombian poet Raffael Medina Brochero is looking to sell his boys for around $20,000 or the highest bidder in order to fund a trip to Europe to perform “Poetry for Peace in Colombia.” And yes, he has a website for his cause, but unlike Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish.

Raffael describes himself as destitute and selling his nutsack is the only was he can raise funds to fufill his dream. He claims his boyo’s can be used to give fertality to a steril man and/or would make a delicious soup. Yummy.

Plus he already sold his wedding ring so I guess once his wife gets a hold of him he’s going to lose his balls anyways.

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